Pitch for a Movie I Will Never Get to See

Kweihalkrath was born and raised in the wrong clan.

Kwei's mother, Nagara, was a powerful and deadly hunter, but married into a clan with very conservative gender roles after retiring from the hunt. Unfortunately, Kwei will soon be expected take a mate, without ever having had the opportunity to travel the galaxy as her mother once did, and she hates her mother for depriving her of that legacy. After Nagara's passing, Kwei's grieving father R'kathwei decides to spread her ashes next to a river in Yeniseysk, Russia. Hoping that his daughter might yet make peace with her mother's choices, R'kathwei convinces his daughter to accompany him.

As they explore the wilderness, Kwei learns that her mother came to Earth eighty four years earlier with her first husband to take their son on his first hunt. A simple trek through the Russian wilderness picking off the local primates was supposed to be an easy introduction to their way of life, but after running afoul of a vicious and seemingly impossible to kill human, Nagara's first husband was forced to detonate his wrist gauntlet, sacrificing himself (and a large portion of the Russian wilderness) in an attempt to save his family.

Unfortunately, Nagara's inexperienced son failed to shield himself from the blast, and only Nagara herself survived. Already pregnant with Kwei, Nagara couldn't handle the thought of losing another child, and retired from the hunt, marrying into a clan where her daughter would never be allowed to take up a spear.

As Kwei attempts to process the truth about her parentage, and struggles to understand why R'kathwei would agree to  raise another man's daughter while forfeiting the opportunity to father his own children, their peaceful family outing is interrupted when their starship is captured and plundered by a Russian black ops unit under the direction of a Lt. Col. Vladimir Putin.

Equipped with only their cloaking devices and the most basic of Yautja weaponry, Kwei and her father must defeat the heavily armed Spetsnaz soldiers hunting them and recapture their ship before its automated self-destruct system reduces the entire area to beaded glass.

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Starring!

Caity Lotz as the voice of Kweihalrath

Clancy Brown as the voice of R'kathwei

Lucy Lawless as the voice of Nagara

James Marsters as Vladimir Putin

and 

Ron Perlman as the mad monk, Rasputin.